“...Confessions of a cowdog....”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: Thus spake J.T. Cluck -- Trudy, Trudy, what a beauty....”

Table of Contents: “...Song: Never ever bark at a funnel-shaped cloud....”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: What good is a flea or a fly -- When she's angry -- Famous heroes' battle marching song....”

Table of Contents: “...Song: Be a winner....”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: I've had it up to here -- What is a woman to do?...”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: Let us in the house song -- It's not smart to show your hiney to a bear....”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: My daddy had a wreck today -- Pox, a pox on Emily Post -- Monkey business -- I can see you...”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: Ode to a mother skunk -- Cannibal way -- I was bitten on the nose by a rattlesnake -- Eating...”

Table of Contents: “...Songs: How do I do it? -- Me just a worthless coyote -- I am a witch....”

Table of Contents: “...I must dispose of the cat -- Prairie vespers -- We don't give a hoot -- Oh flee, my love....”